A Poem

I have a poem for you all to read. This is very random but I hope you enjoy it!

A Poem "All About Farts"
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud...
A fart can be short or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known to sound just like a song...
A fart can create a most curious medley, A fart can be harmless or silent but deadly...
A fart might not smell, while others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, or linger awhile...
A fart can occur in a number of places, and leave everyone with strange looks on their faces...
From the wide open prairie to small elevators, A fart will find all of us sooner or later...
But not all farts are bad, this is simply not true-We mustn't forget dear old sweet farts like YOU!!!

So I found this poem on a birthday card at Target and I burst out laughing right in the store so I just had to buy it:) Maybe someone will get it for their birthday...HAHA!!